a popular myth is that people who are Very Computer have computers that work. nothing could be further from the truth. the Very Computer are capable of generating much more novel and fascinating ways to make computers not fucking work and exercise this capability wantonly



I feel attacked.

so, I'm just going to take shelter behind this big pile of inoperative systems & parts

My computer works too well and I have nothing to do besides my job... Guess I will install arch so that I have to mess around with the configs and update troubles every day!

@publicvoit is saying "the very computer" like saying "the very happy" or "the very strange" where "computer" now describesa state of being? I'm just trying to understand the grammar. ✌️

"The very happy smile all day"
"The very computer have circuit boards all over the place"

If you can't swim, you probably won't get bitten by sharks [since you try to avoid the water].

@publicvoit I once did desktop and network support for HP engineers and no one can fuck up a computer like a software engineer

In Dutch we have a saying that the faucet at the plumbers house always leaks

Shoutouts to the computer science major I talked to way back in VR Chat who was doing full body tracking stuff using Wii remotes, an original Kinect, and a separate laptop to interpret everything. People throwing stuff together from things other people throw away are the real deal.

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